Two more Egyptian jokes
Both are courtesy of Osama. Draw your own conclusions.
Mubarak, Bush, and Queen Elizabeth were burning in hell after dying, and Queen Elizabeth wants to call her people on Earth to see how they're doing. She asks the devil for a phone, talks for 5 minutes, and is then shocked to learn that the bill was $5million. Unable to do anything else, she sucks it up and pays the bill.I don't know what to make of that one.... so here's another, a little shorter and simpler:
Bush also wants to call his people, so he talks for ten minutes and is shocked to see a bill of $10million. Again, he's unable to do anything else, so he pays the bill.
Mubarak realizes, "I should call my people! I may not have been the best president, but I was a president, and I want to call my people". He talks for 20 hours and receives a bill of $1 .
Bush and Elizabeth ask the devil, "why was his call so cheap?!"
"It was a local phone call."
75 million people gathered outside of the presedential palace to kick Mubarak out of power.
When Mubarak heard the noise, he asked one of his advisors what was going on. His advisor wanted to break the news to him softly and so he said, "They're gathering here to say goodbye to you."
Mubarak asks, "Why? Where are they going?"
posted by Aatif at 4:12 PM
5 Comments:
ouch. you are dissing on my country, egypt.
Take a pill dude...if he was egyptian, you would be laughing your ass off right now and be like yeah...mubarak IS an asshole.
nah, just it's leader.
the word mubarak sounds like the name of a barnyard animal
The first one is inverted from an old stupid joke where some figurehead visits the Pope and uses the Vatican's phone to talk to G-d, and gets a huge bill and then calls from Jerusalem and gets a small bill because "it's a local call." At least this joke is popular among middle-aged North American Jews (read my parents and their friends, who send it to each other on a regular basis, even though they've all seen it).
The second one's hilarious, though! I wish I knew more about what's going in Egypt, but then again, at least I've got this blog to read!
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